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the lexington police log
as a teenager, i used to take very special pleasure in reading only one section of the local town paper: the police log. it was always HILARIOUS. i remember one time reading that a concerned resident called the police to...
suburban dispatch
i’m at my parents (dear old) house in the suburbs, sitting at the kitchen table after having watched two tivo’d episodes of the daily show with my parents. i think i realized something profound. i only watch about 6 hours...
email of the day
from my mother: the song was sooooooooooooo funny are those the names of the other bands???????? yuuuck see you tonight love, mutti
a song for roadrunner records
if you haven’t been following lately, i’m pretty committed to getting dropped from my current label. backstage in ft. lauderdale, i decided to write roadrunner records their very own song, to the tune of “moon river”. there was some confusion...
twitter killed @amandapalmer
i answered dozens of questions live on twitter today… you can go look at the damage: twitter.com/amandapalmer i did an interview with ABC the other day about how twitter is taking over the world. i’ve been taking requests on stage...
meeting tori amos, sxsw, R.I.P. stan the unicorn
I’m alone happy sitting in a restaurant in new orleans, trying to feel human again. I managed to delete over 250 emails today. I got a massage. I talked on the phone. I took a break for an hour and...
i feel like a piece of sad leftover potato salad that’s been sitting in the sun
dude. i have a feeling in my body which, i think, could technically be described as exhaustion. i do not feel human. adding the tasmania show at the end of the australian tour was fun but very, very, very stupid,...
the danger ensemble are leaving the building in an explosion of light
when i was choosing how to tour my solo record, i had options…..i could tour solo with just the piano, i could have auditioned a back-up band. instead, i chose to bring four actors called The Danger Ensemble and a...
poem from lance.
lance, who you will remember as my friend who came out to his parents a few weeks ago (they still aren’t talking to him as far as i’ve heard) and who was told he was allergic to chocolate by his...
this is a tree, not an ashtray.
head. of. mush. backstage in perth right now…..is gorgeous, sun is setting and jeffmaker.com is at his computer. this place is real. it’s like a house. this is my favorite window: twitter has been my latest smack and it helps...
