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webcast tomorrow/i need a place to stay in melbourne AUS

i owe you a giant mega real-ass blog, what with getting engaged and posing dead on the red carpet at the golden globes last night. BUT scheduling calls if you missed the memo, miss @bethofalltrades and I will be webcasting...
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telling The World

dear The World, we are going to get married. love, amanda palmer and neil gaiman cross-posted to neil’s blog
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WHAT TO WEAR?? and tour dates.

in most important news: i have NEW TOUR DATES and if you can help me spread them around, please, please do. as you know, i have absolutely no help from the record label now, so i’m on my own promoting...
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how to play tchaikovsky in the style of the punk cabaret.

i can’t honestly tell you why i decided to do this. i think my initial thought was: “hoh, shit. i’m playing the boston pops again…i should really do something classical and force myself to sit down and practice.” = i...
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still life with author and chainsaw

holaaaaa sitting at home right now, up late and unable to stop working…700 more emails to answer and a huge tour to prepare for that won’t even happen for a few months. i feel like i’m stuck in a rusty...
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“if you want to get rich and screw, start shooting hoops”

so. while i’m holed up in my apartment practicing tchaikovsky with my fucked-up heater in fingerless gloves & losing my mind, i figured i’d give you something to read. this was today’s lefsetz letter: ………………………………….. Did the Beatles plan on...
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all i want for christmas is burning love

hola comrades!!! i’m currently at home, practicing away for my show on new year’s eve with the pops. those of you who haven’t gotten your tickets yet, you still can, HERE! those of you who have: i can’t wait to...
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lady gaga, palmer, madonna (a kitchen-ukulele-blogsong)

was going to write a long blog about the Lady Gaga Question. wrote a ukulele song about it instead, played it in my kitchen with a flashlight and and posted it to youtube. here it is: may still write that...
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how all my baby daddies die in the surf

it’s saturday. neil and i have been at his freinds jonathan & jane’s house in florida, taking what we call a working vacation. i was going to be home anyway, digging out and dealing, and home is freezing. so we...
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If It Bleeds, It Leads (& then runs weeping to the bathroom to change its tampon)

hola comrades……. it’s 3:19AM, DECEMBER (aHEM) 6th. i’m staying up late tonight and packing to go spend a week with my moxy, mr. neil, and do some serious practicing for the pops and catching up. (my inbox is approaching a...
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