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here’s a poem i wrote on the plane before falling asleep. you do not say anything you do not say i will keep running yellow lights forever and i only apologized sincerely in hopes that you wouldn’t slap me with...

TONIGHT’S GIG at KOKO in london (thursday april 22nd) IS STILL ON!!!!!!! i made it! get tickets HERE. also be sure to RSVfuckingP HERE. jason isn’t going to make it but instead my special guests will be (drooling as i...

WE SLAYED DUBLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we managed to borrow (by twittering): two tripods, a DV camera, more kazoos, and firewire cables. then, the club has landed us a projector to make jason’s face HUGE: (screen-grab stolen from about an hour and a half into...

RAAAAAAHHHH….i made it out of iceland, comrades!!!!!! i was one of the lucky few…tons and tons of people are still stuck there, awaiting passage of any kind to mainland europe. i rolled out of bed this morning, um *MODERATELY* hung-over...

of all the fucking days in the world to have a 45-minute layover in iceland. i chose today. “Smoke and steam hangs over the volcano under the Eyjafjallajokull glacier in Iceland, Wednesday April 14, 2010, which has erupted for the...

on my way to the UK for the evelyn evelyn shows, i ended up getting stuck in reykjavík due to the volcano god spewing forth all sorts of nasty ash…after a long day of exploring your beautiful countrym i have...

watch it…. EVELYN EVELYN: BEHIND THE MUSIC opening night tonight, in boston. excited as hell. xxx AFP

dear The World, i am very happy to announce today that i have finally been released from my contract with roadrunner records. as many of you know, i’ve been fighting very, very hard to get off the label for the...

hola comrades. i still have an epic australia blog to share, but i think it should wait a few days. you’ll see why soon. please check in with me tomorrow. i gots some really important news. in the meantime…. i’ll...

 p.s. i have a big & very exciting announcement coming in a few days.please stay tuned. x AFP