IT’S MY BIRTHDAY AND HERE’S WHAT I WOULD LOVE

good MORNING my dear comrades

guess fucking what? it’s my birthday!!!!!

i’m 36. happy birthday me. la la la la la.

guess what else?

while many of you slept soundly, SHIT WAS AFOOT. my team slaved over the weekend. packages were tweaked and re-bundled.
videos were edited. text was edited and re-edited. art shows were booked and rock and roll spies in every continent synchronized their watches.

then – last night/early this morning – me, the grand theft orchestra, and a group of about 30 album-art artists started our very own midnight ride on the interwebs.

yes, it’s true.

like a rock n’ roll paul revere with tits, i launched my brand-new-album-pre-order on kickstarter in the wee hours of the boston-night.

so before you ask me WHAT YOU CAN GET ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY, um, here’s a hint:

FOR
FUCK’S
SAKE
BACK
THE
KICKSTARTER

this is it, it’s time. for as little as a dollar, you can back me.

this is my FIRST REAL, STUDIO FULL-LENGTH release is FOUR YEARS.
i’ve been working in secret with the artists for MONTHS to get all this shit ready.

i cannot tell you how much it will mean to me if you’re broke but you still choose to give me a dollar to back the project.
if you can’t even do that…spread the link.
and if everybody does that, we will win.

HERE IT IS: http://kck.st/GrandTheftKS
….go, back it, grab the limited edition packages before they ride off into the distance, and seriously, if you don’t even have the minimum to back (which is a dollar) – YOU CAN STILL HELP ME OUT BY SPREADING THAT LINK.

that’s almost more valuable than giving me a dollar. tell EVERYBODY.

it starts NOW…

…let’s DO THIS!!!!!!

if you have QUESTIONS that you know only i can answer (like, ABOUT MY FEELINGS), hit me here in the blog comments.
if you have questions about the kickstarter packages and details, use the addresses provided in the FAQ of the kickstarter.

here we GO here we GO GO GO. this is the big one.

love from cafe pamplona,
xxxxx
AFP