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duran duran at the hudson hotel last night

i’m seriously tired and i’ve had three vodka gimlets, but honestly if i don’t write this before bed, i won’t write it in the morning. first of all, fact: there is shit that happens in new york that does not...
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TAKING BACK FRIDAY, rebecca black, shorty awards in NYC, censorship forum in boston.

hola my dear comrades, one and all. thank you all for the beautiful and smart comments (and retweeting) of the last blog. struck a chord? yes…. it’s been a crazy week. i’m home but untethered, plenty to do, millions of...
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welcome back champ. now get your fucking shit together.

i’m home. three months was a long time to be away from a consistent bed. i’m sitting at the kitchen table listening to the new avril lavigne record. it’s really not good so far. it’s actually pretty awful. but it’s...
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AFP on your TV. “last call with carson daly”, late tonight!!!

subject: AFP on your TV. “last call with carson daly”, late tonight!!! greetings from the beyond. if you want to have your little dome-piece blown, watch me appear on network TV. matter! anti-matter! colliding! honestly? i hadn’t been in LA...
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The Ballad of The Screaming Girl

i’m offline for the next week, collapsed and recovering from tour. but i’m transmitting a few blogs that i didn’t have time to write and send while scrambling around oz in the madness of the last few weeks. blog one....
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this friday in LA: benefit podcast for planned parenthood from SModcastle w/ guest KIM AIRS!!! (+ “red state”)

this friday in LA: benefit podcast for planned parenthood from SModcastle w/ guest KIM AIRS!!! (+ “red state”) hola comrades! still working on the last of the australia blogs (and the infamous wedding blog). jetlagged as shit. but… **quick news...
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NEW VIDEO for “IN MY MIND” shot ninja-style by jim batt.

greetings from radelaide! the fringe is in full swing here and the shows last night were stupendous. Evelyn Evelyn ripped the roof off their only “official appearance” in australia…for a couple of shy twins, they SLAY. jason and i did...
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cute animal overload – tasmanian style

i’ve been meaning to post these for a while and finally finally i am. back when we were in tasmania, we got a fantastic offer to get a tour of the bonorong wildlife sanctuary. neil had been made a Patron...
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put on your best raw meat, children, it’s time to go to church

sveta and siri live in a house that is 50 feet from sydney’s main commuter train line. it’s 8 am. i’ve been waking up lately feeling especially … i don’t know … lucky? something. this morning i awoke to the...
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“my private life is an inside joke and no one will explain it me”

i went jogging this morning to the new bright eyes… god damn the man pens a clever fucking lyric. so sorry conor, i stole it for my blog subject. better than attacking you naked….i suppose i’m all grown up. onwards…...
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